Catching You Up
Hello. I am so sorry
that I have not been updating this recently.
I have not had much time to write.
I have been traveling almost non stop.
WARNING: This is a LONG entry.
You may need to take a nap sometime while reading it. Go ahead and nap. I will.
Another Birthday
Party
After I got back to America,
my parents decided that I needed another birthday party. I don’t know why, but I didn’t complain. I got more presents and had a great
time. My friend Meredith came over (with
her dad or someone). Also, I got to eat
CAKE again! Here is a picture of me with
my cake:

Also, my cousins Michael and Andrew came to see me as
well. Their mom and dad (Uncle Kenneth
and Aunt Stacy) came with them. I
enjoyed seeing them as well. Most people
I know are a lot bigger than I am, but Andrew is only a little bigger than I
am. He can talk a lot though. I learned a lot from home. Here is a picture of me with my Uncle
Kenneth:

Florida
After I was in St. Louis
for a very short time, my parents decided that I needed to take a trip to Florida. I don’t know where Florida
is, but it is NOWHERE near St. Louis. It took us forever to get there. My parents strapped me down (like a common
criminal) into this “special” seat in the van and then drove forever. I never had to ride in one of these things
when I wasn’t in America
and I wasn’t a big fan of it at this time either. Every time I tried to sleep my head would
drop and I would wake up. It wasn’t
fun. We stopped in Macon,
Georgia so Daddy could
see a friend of his. They were very
nice, but they had a BIG scary dog. I
didn’t trust it at all. I never took my
eyes off of him. We finally got to Florida
the next day. It sure was HOT
there. I stayed with my cousin Ethan
(and his parents Uncle Charles and Aunt Laura).
They have a TON of animals. I
couldn’t hide anywhere without them around somewhere. Here is a picture of me on one of the horses:

I got used to all the animals and then I had a great
time. It was fun there. Daddy told me that we will be moving down
here. I think that I will really like
seeing all their animals.
Nashville
On the way back from Florida
we stopped in Atlanta and I saw my
friend Binna. I met her when I was only
4 weeks old. We had lunch and had a
great time. After that, we drove to this
place called “Nashville”. While we were there we went out to eat at a
restaurant with a group of people. It
was a lot of fun. I was in a good mood
and I let anyone hold me. Sometimes I
don’t want people to hold me and I let them know it. We took a group picture and it was really
funny. The person trying to take the
picture wanted to get my attention for some reason (I was busy looking the other
way like I always do for group pictures).
She said “Audrey” and for some reason this made Valerie laugh out
loud. I guess one of the other girls is
also named Audrey (isn’t it neat that they let other people use my name). Here is that picture:
Here is a better picture of the group:

Showing My Colors
After we FINALLY got back from Florida,
Mommy and Daddy decided that I needed to go to visit my cousins in Peoria. For some reason they don’t seem to want to
stay in one place for more than a few days.
It must cramp their style.
Anyway, we went up there to visit and I had a great time. Since we were in Northern Illinois,
I had to show that I am a Cardinals fan.
There are a lot of Cubs fans there and I didn’t want anyone to think
that I am one of them. Here is a picture
of me in my Albert Pujols jersey:

I LOVE Toys
You know what? I love
toys. I got to play with a lot of toys
at my cousins’ house and it was great.
He has a bunch of books and toys that I had never seen before. I had a great time with them. I think that Mommy and Daddy were watching to
see what I played with and what I didn’t like.
Sometimes I try and throw them off and play with something for just a
little bit. I have to keep them on their
toes. Anyway, here is a picture of me
checking out a few toys:

Feeding myself
For the longest time I didn’t want to feed myself. I really liked when Mommy or Daddy would put
food in my mouth. You should try it
sometime. Find someone to cut up your
food real small and then put it in your mouth for you. All you have to do is chew. It was great, but I decided that I wanted to
put some of the food in my mouth. Mommy
and Daddy didn’t always know what food I wanted and I figured out that I could
decide for myself what to eat. It was a
little difficult at first, but Daddy helped me to figure it out. I didn’t understand how to release it once I
got it in my mouth. Here I am feeding
myself:

The St. Louis Zoo
I went to the St. Louis Zoo a while back. I don’t really remember much about it, but I
do remember it was really, really HOT. I
sweat a lot and saw some stuff. It
wasn’t a whole lot of fun, but I did see some nice people. They were friends of Mommy and Daddy. After a while, we went to this freezing
place. I think Daddy said it was
Penguins and Puffins or something like that.
It was TOO cold for me. I did get
my picture with Daddy though:

Granddad
My Granddad is a lot of fun.
Sometimes he gets down on the floor and plays with me. He acts real crazy. Sometimes he tells me a secret. Sometimes he likes to put things on my
head. We have a lot of fun together. He is married to my Mam-maw. She is a lot of fun too. They have come to visit me a couple of times
and I have even been to their house.
Here is a picture of Granddad reading a book to me:

Goldfish
Have you ever eating a goldfish? I have.
OK, so it was in cracker form, but it was great! My Mam-maw got some for me and I love
them. I will eat them any time that
someone gets them for me. I am not quite
old enough to get food out for myself, but Mommy and Daddy better watch out
when I am. I watch them closely when
they get the food out so that I will know where it is in the future. Here I am eating a goldfish (no actual
animals were harmed in the taking of this picture):

Cardinals Baseball
game
I don’t have much to say about this because I wasn’t invited
to the game. Mommy and Daddy went
without me and left me with Mam-maw and Granddad. I don’t think it was very nice, do you? They left before I went to bed, but came home
after I was in bed. I don’t know what
time they got home, but I think they had a good time. They took a bunch of pictures of the new
stadium and here is one (from their seats):

This is my “My parents went to a Cardinals baseball game and
all got was this lousy picture” picture!
The Magic House
I went to this great place called “The Magic House”. It is a neat place here in St.
Louis. They
have a bunch of different things for people like me. My friend Meredith (and Carter) went with
me. I got to play with water and other
things. I read some books, played with
some balls and went down a small slide.
The slide was a little scary, but Daddy was there by me the whole
time. I even read a HUGE book:

Star Fish
Also at the magic house, they had things that I could hold
and feel. I felt this really strange
thing called a star fish. I don’t really
know what it was, but it felt interesting.
I looked at it for several minutes, but I didn’t exactly figure out what
it was supposed to do. I don’t think
Daddy knew either because he didn’t do much with it either. I think that it was alive before, but I don’t
know. Here I am checking it out:

Going shopping
I have my own shopping cart!
I can push it around our house.
It is a lot of fun. When I go
somewhere with shopping carts I like to ride in them. This one is not made for riding, but for
pushing. Grandma and Grandpa sent it for
me. I really have Daddy trained
though. I can push it into the wall (or
something else that won’t move) and get Daddy to move it around for me. If he tries not to, I can give him a little
“ungh” sound. That usually works. I have Daddy wrapped around my little finger
already! Here I am pushing the cart:

Las
Vegas Baby
I went to Las Vegas
to see my Grandma and Grandpa (and Oskee!).
I had a great time there. I
played a lot. Las
Vegas is HOT too.
For some reason, Mommy and Daddy love to take me to hot places. I probably could have doubled my baby food at
the roulette table, but I didn’t go gambling anywhere. Grandma and Grandpa had a great time with
me. Here is a picture of me with
Grandpa:

Slices Pizza
While we were out west, Mommy and Daddy decided that I
should travel some more by automobile.
We rented an SUV and drove to this place called Reno. It was a pretty boring drive. Everything that I could see looked about the
same. While we were in this Reno
place, we saw Mommy’s best friend, Dawn.
Her family runs a restaurant in Sparks
called “Slices”. I was there a couple of
times and I liked it. Mommy and Daddy
really liked the food. If you are ever
in the Reno area, you should go and
check it out. Their website is http://theslicespizza.net. Here is a picture of me with some other
people at the restaurant:

Playing Piano
I got to play the piano in Woodland. We stayed with Mommy’s college roommate and
they have a piano. She was nice enough
to let me play it. I didn’t want to have
my time cut short so I didn’t start off just banging on the keyboard. Many toddlers do that and they don’t get to
play for long. I pushed one key at a
time and then banged the keyboard. I
switched back and forth so that I could play for a long time. I don’t think they ever figured out my
trick. I got to bang and keep
playing. Here I am playing the piano:

Spoon Fed
I don’t know if you know it or not, but eating with a spoon
can be difficult. When I can just pick
up my food in my hand and put it in my mouth, I have no problems at all. When I have to use a spoon, I can get all
messy. I don’t always like when Mommy or
Daddy are trying to spoon feed me so I take over. I usually end up pretty covered, but I am
getting better. Sometimes I don’t want
to feed myself with the spoon so I let Mommy or Daddy do it. It is a lot of fun being in charge! Here I am eating my cereal:

Yosemite National Park
I went to this really cool place called Yosemite
National Park (or “Soyemite” as my
friend Katelyn called it). It was a lot
of fun because it was not HOT and it was outside. I had a great time there. There are a lot of tall things there. Daddy must really like tall things because he
took a lot of pictures there. Here I am
with Mommy and Daddy standing in front of some tall thing:

Walking
I finally decided that I wanted to start walking. Crawling is great, but this walking thing
looks like it has advantages as well. I
have noticed that my legs don’t get as dirty when I walk (side note: When my
legs are really dirty, Daddy has to scrub real hard to get them clean). Walking isn’t easy though. At first I could only take a couple of
steps. Now I can go a long way. It still is a lot slower than crawling
though. When I want to get somewhere
fast, I just crawl. When I want to get
applause, I walk. People seem to like to
clap, so I try and help by giving them a reason. Here I am walking on some grass in Yosemite:

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